Jeff G.: maybe you'll meet a teacher man hunk

Jeff G.: or lady

Me:  hahaha! perhaps i will meet a MAN. that was funny.

Jeff G.: if you meet a woman i won't judge

i'll giggle but i won't judge

please don't go to the other team

Me: Hehe....grosss

other team?

homo...no way

Jeff G.: homogonized

it's only good for milk

one time i totally got the milk cap that reads homo on the top and made a pin for tommy

Me:  you should blab more next time

i blabbed ur eyes off

Jeff G.: be careful what you wish for

i can blab your eyes out

Jeff G.:  i'll let you know next time i come visit tommy and jen so we can blab face to face and see who's eyes fall off or out or whatever it is that they do when over blabbed

Me: hahaha deal!

Jeff G.: because my eyes are definately under blabbed

Meg (to Brad): Would you like a bowl and spoon to go eat dirt outside?

Meg: Sometimes I just wanna be like- Have YOU ever seen a girl before?!  This is a GIRL!! (About men who think they can stare and stare, and then stare some more)

Suites:  Girls are responsible.

Suites: I don’t know how girls do that.  They naturally make everything look cool.

3 year old:  I have a sister named Hailey.  She has a big head just like my dad, but it shrinked a little.

Mrs. Mach:  What do you like about Jesus?

3 year old: He painted…

Another 3 year old:  He played baseball…

3 year old:  Ms. Leslie, you’re my best friend!…What does “best friend” mean???

Nick:  Mom, why is your name Steve?!

Christy (about Nathan M.):  It was weird.  Usually you’re like Chatty Cathy!

Nathan M.: I wonder if you could breed this with a dog toy…wait!! Breed was the wrong word!

Rainman:  Wanna smell under my arms?

Me:  I like how when I’m with ya’ll I’m the third wheel, but I don’t feel like the third wheel

Brad:  Well, 3 wheelers are more steady than 2 wheelers anyway!

Meg:  Did anyone else get smiley face stickers from Wal-mart as a little kid?

Me: Me!

Meg: Yessss! No one else did?

Greg:  Ok, was it old ladies or old men giving you these stickers?

Me (while Meg and I start cracking up): It was usually old men…wasn’t it?

Greg: See…that’s why you got stickers…I think it would be a little disturbing for me to have gotten a sticker.

Steph:  Let’s try to find creative ways to get killed.  With mattresses. Oh, I see.

Nick:  These little guys…

Micah:  Crabs!

Meg:  If by better, you mean dryer…no.

Rainman:  It would be fun to see old people try to headban…with their flabby face skin and all.

Me: Can you remember what the house that the caterpillar makes is called?

3 year old (really excited b/c he just KNOWS he knows this answer): A RACOON!

Stephen:  Evan’s heaven is with a bunch of men?!

Rainman (to Meg): Are you messing with Brad’s emotions?!

Meg: No! He doesn’t have any!

Riley(to Brad):  You’ve been spooned by Rainman!

Rainman (With a sweet smile): It’s not the first time!

Teal:  Matt and I didn’t really do wedding gifts for each other.

Meg:  You were his gift.  And he was yours!

Eminy: It’s like…Happy wedding! I’m your gift!

Meg:…And the dress is the wrapping paper!

Green:  Holy gay Batman!

Rainman: Right before they die…Ha! Now you have AIDS!

Sean:  It’s homeschool mother music!

Me:  Ya’ll can make out a few minutes.  Then, I’ll be back.

Tim:  Wait, we can make out??

Eminy:  I haven’t told you about that yet…

Brad:  Mmm! More urine!

Meg:  I seriously wasn’t scared, but my vocal chords were scared! 

Rainman: Meg just hasn’t figured out her brain causes the rest of her body to do stuff

Steph:  And she’s a teacher!

Meg:  I just talk and other noises come out sometimes

Brad:  Are you demon possessed?

Me:   I forgot my I.D. to get my diploma…I don’t want to walk all the way to ELH and back….

Miagi:  Well, I have 2!  My driver’s license and my I.D. card.  You can borrow one!

Me.  Oh yeah..”This is me, really…with all the facial hair and everything!”

I am no longer a college student!  I GRADUATED!! And this is the only good pic of me by myself...which is sad b/c it is a pretty bad pic lol. 

Love you all so much!

 Leslie